Just had a laughing session with my mum and sisters about, memories of when we were younger and the silly things we did!
i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”
because i need money
what do you want me to say omfg
I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me
“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
-I thought oh okay :(
I guess that’s fair enough until..
I then find out she said she was allergic to crunchy peanut butter but not smooth..
you see i like the idea of a tattoo but in reality i can’t even decide where to put stickers without regretting it once i’ve stuck it down never mind if it was part of my actual person